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bathrooms in melbourne, australia
Benalla
denny street carpark| Rating: | Horrible | | Hours: | Business hours | | Gender: | modern | | Fee: | Free | | Details: |  handicap access
| | Style: | modern | | Comments: | these toilets are only for those in dire need. They are always dirty, smelly and have no means of drying your hands if you dare to wash them. |
Crown Entertainment Complex
Southbank, Melbourne| Rating: | GOOD | | Hours: | 24hr | | Gender: | | | Fee: | free | | Details: | clean
safe
handicap access
| | Style: | | | Comments: | So clean, you can see your reflection in the floor. Option of paper toweling or hand dryer. |
Sofitel Hotel Level 35
35-55 Collins Street| Rating: | GOOD | | Hours: | 24hr | | Gender: | | | Fee: | free | | Details: | clean
safe
| | Style: | | | Comments: | Offers one of the best views in Melbourne towards Melbourne Cricket Ground and other points east |
Melbourne Central Food Court
Swanston St| Rating: | GOOD | | Hours: | Business hours | | Gender: | | | Fee: | free | | Details: | clean
safe
handicap access
aesthetically special
| | Style: | | | Comments: | Use between 9:30am-10:30am or 2:20pm-3:00pm as these are the times closest to the major cleaning sessions. |
Myer store
Bourke St Mall| Rating: | GOOD | | Hours: | Business hours | | Gender: | good | | Fee: | free | | Details: | clean
safe
handicap access
changing table
| | Style: | modern | | Comments: | |
Attic Nightclub
65-67a Evans Street| Rating: | Horrible | | Hours: | 24 hours | | Gender: | post modern | | Fee: | Free | | Details: | celebrity sightings
Hanson member | | Style: | modern | | Comments: | I once found a member of Hanson crouching in the corner of a cubicle after they went bankrupt! Jester |
Cnr Elizabeth St. and Litttle Collins St
The Galleria. Elizabeth St. Melbourne| Rating: | GOOD | | Hours: | Business hours | | Gender: | | | Fee: | free | | Details: | clean
safe
handicap access
celebrity sightings
Rupert Murdoch | | Style: | | | Comments: | This one is a well kep secret. rarely more than two people here. |
Menzies Street
Menzies Street, Dandenong| Rating: | GOOD | | Hours: | 24hr | | Gender: | | | Fee: | free | | Details: | clean
safe
aesthetically special
celebrity sightings
Pamela Anderson, Warick Capper, Tim Philips | | Style: | | | Comments: | These toilets are good and free, celebs are sometimes found here because of the local sights which attract them. |
Flinders Street Station
corner of Flinders and Swanston Streets| Rating: | Horrible | | Hours: | 24 hours | | Gender: | | | Fee: | Free | | Details: | | | Style: | | | Comments: | Dirt, Smelly, and streamlet around u~ |
Melbourne Town Hall
Cnr Swanston and Collins Streets| Rating: | GOOD | | Hours: | 24hr | | Gender: | | | Fee: | free | | Details: | clean
safe
| | Style: | | | Comments: | Has attendant during most of the day. Entrance on Swanston Street. Downstairs so no wheelchair access. |
North Melbourne Station
North Melbourne Train Station| Rating: | Good | | Hours: | Business hours | | Gender: | Normal | | Fee: | Free | | Details: | clean
safe
| | Style: | modern | | Comments: | A good place to relieve yourself before or after catching the train |
The Grand Hyatt Hotel
123 Collins Street| Rating: | EXCELLENT | | Hours: | 24hr | | Gender: | Elegant and large | | Fee: | free | | Details: | clean
safe
handicap access
aesthetically special
| | Style: | modern | | Comments: | It is to the left behind reception. |
St Kilda Beach
| Rating: | BAD | | Hours: | 24hr | | Gender: | | | Fee: | free | | Details: | | | Style: | | | Comments: | no lighting, although on second thoughts this may have been a bonus as if you could see what you were possibly stepping ina |
Prahran Market
Commercial Road Prahran 3181| Rating: | GOOD | | Hours: | 24hr | | Gender: | Standard | | Fee: | free | | Details: | clean
safe
handicap access
aesthetically special
| | Style: | modern | | Comments: | Automated door, piped music, auto flush; located at base of multi-story car park, behind the market. |
frankstion
chevromcourt seaford| Rating: | Adequate | | Hours: | 24 hours | | Gender: | just like normal loo | | Fee: | Free | | Details: | safe
celebrity sightings
well accally kno i havenot seen anyone | | Style: | modern | | Comments: | I have actually been to the cleanest to the worst |
Student Union Building, Melbourne University
between Sydney rd and Swanston St Parkville| Rating: | Horrible | | Hours: | Business hours | | Gender: | fake marbled walls, tiled floors, standing and seated facility | | Fee: | Free | | Details: | handicap access
aesthetically special
no one with high self-respect visits, only those with extreme bladder pressure | | Style: | modern | | Comments: | It's underground, has no daylight, inadequate ventilation, smells like a cesspool, usually scraps of toilet paper around the floors (unused, fortunately). Who would want to be there - only those who cannot get to another better brighter facility. Affectionately known as the arsehole of the Uni!! |
Sunbury Square
Evans Street| Rating: | Bad | | Hours: | 24 hours | | Gender: | | | Fee: | Free | | Details: | celebrity sightings
jackie chan | | Style: | | | Comments: | the basins are full of condoms (used) and there are dead monkeys everywhere!! |
Sunbury
Gap Road| Rating: | Horrible | | Hours: | Business hours | | Gender: | Very dirty | | Fee: | $100 | | Details: | pat rafter | | Style: | modern | | Comments: | pooey |
Parliment House
Parliment street| Rating: | Horrible | | Hours: | Business hours | | Gender: | constipated | | Fee: | Free | | Details: | aesthetically special
Shaggy | | Style: | modern | | Comments: | It was very noisy and I had trouble going to the toilet. |
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